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  Micah - Advocate of Truth (from The Witchtower) ;)

  by processor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  micah advocate of truth.

  reprint from the witchtower, 8/2009.

  therefore you will come to have no one ... in the congregation.

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  Muddy Waters

  Bwhahaha! That was great! A little long, but nice work. Imagine what you could write if you were on their side!  Oh. Ha. I guess that's already been done!! 

  I cracked up at the picture with the caption "their publications are full of images."  :D
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  Escape from Paradise: a new book by Brock Talon

  by Brock Talon in

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  2. entertainment

  after a one year gestation period, as well as an extended labor, i am finally happy to announce the birth of my latest book: escape from paradise.. cigars all around!

  like any new parent, i need to get some much needed sleep now.

  zzzzzzzz.

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  Muddy Waters

  Awesome! Looking forward to reading this.  
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  w15 04/15- More Shunning!

  by wifibandit in

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  full set : http://imgur.com/a/zubma.

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  Muddy Waters

  Huh.  They always use (mis-use) the prodigal son parable.  Where was it stated in that parable that the erring son must wait a year or so and then write a letter? Bah.  

  
  

  And did you notice, in that same WT, there is a whole article about MALAWI and the intense (but totally needless!!) persecution that happened to JWs in the 1960's and 70's. If anyone is familiar with Ray Franz's book, Crisis of Conscience, you will know all about that muck-up and duplicity and double standards which the org could have prevented but did not.  

  
  

  Shame, shame on them!  :(
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  Funny accidental comment made by a public speaker! (Lord of the rings)

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the public speaker today made a funny mistake while reading this scripture: matthew 19:6.

  6 "so that they are no longer two, but one flesh.

  therefore, what god has yoked together, let no man put apart.. but the funny things was, it sounded like he said:.

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  Muddy Waters

  Bwhahaha! Love it. 
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  NEW LIGHT ALERT! TARGET 2015 END TIMES! EVE WAS CREATED 40 YEARS AFTER ADAM! THE END IS NEAR!

  by Trailer Park Pioneer in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is going around the kingdom halls now, i thought it was a hoax but are not all the end time dates produced by the organization some hoax or con?

  the reason why the end did not come in 1975 was the watchtower society had not put eve's creation in their equation.

  i was told when we had a "meet and greet" if "we knew the date of eve's creation we would know the year jehovah was going to destroy the earth.. it's been 40 years since 1975, can you believe it's been 40 years since "stay alive till 1975!"?

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  Muddy Waters

  Hoser - on why 40 years - well, in some of the WT publications, mention is made that 40 years seems to be a biblical precedent for maturity (spiritual maturity) and development.  Eg: the Israelites wandering in the desert for 40 years, Moses hanging around with the Midianites for 40 years before he encountered the burning bush.... Jesus fasting for 40 days.... It all makes perfect sense, you see.  
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  The Witness of the Food Pyramid

  by processor in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the witness of the food pyramidrevised reprint from the witchtower, 12/2010the ... pyramid ... proves to be a storehouse of important truth.

  millennial dawn, volume iii, thy kingdom come, page 314. as is commonly known, pastor russell thought that the great pyramid of gizeh was gods stone witness, corroborating biblical time periods.

  (jehovahs witnesses proclaimers of gods kingdom, page 201) he believed that it would have been erected by melchizedek according to a divine construction plan.

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  Muddy Waters

  Nice work!! lol

  
  
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  WT admits to being under Satan's control

  by AndDontCallMeShirley in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  on page 17 of the august 15, 1991 watchtower it says: .

  "in the year 1919... [the society ] came out of satans organization.... ".

  these are amazing admissions.

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  Muddy Waters

  ADCMS - I get dizzy from all their paradoxes and lies.....! 

  And yes, sowhatnow, Jello for brains for sure!  
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  VOW OF OBEDIENCE AND POVERTY

  by Coded Logic in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i didn't know the wtbts had an order.

  anyone ever heard of the "order of full time servants" aka "the order" within the jehovah's witnesses?.

  (below is a legal document from the wtbts).

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  Muddy Waters

  If I understand things correctly, this "religious order" is some legal thing that needs to be taken care of when a person willingly works for a long time without pay. Then they can't be called slaves, nor can the WT be sued for slavery.  (the irony!!)
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  Outline - elders meeting with pioneers

  by naeuca in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  if you happen to have the outline for this years annual pioneer meeting with elders can you please copy and paste to me in reply or send me the link i'm pdf please.

  thank you very much know advance!

  naeuca.

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  Muddy Waters

  Huh. Typical Bait & Switch.  They start by saying an elder can do much to help others, but then quickly define that as being "spiritual help & spiritual gifts". God forbid they ever do anything practical or truly charitable for anyone. 

  
  

  JWs are the kind of people who, if portrayed in the Good Samaritan story, would lay a magazine or tract beside the beaten man on the road, then step over him and continue on their way, all the while thinking that they had done a very great & compassionate  thing indeed. 
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  One of these days I'm going to get a new look

  by stillin in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i mean, just look at me!

  i'm disgusting!

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  Muddy Waters

  I'm disgusting too, but have no idea how to change this!